Old Crazy Guy Losses at Slots, Shots Machine, Shoots Self

Okay, okay he didn’t really shoot himself, but he did shoot the slot machine complete with Yosemite Sam-like hoot and hollering, and figuratively shooting himself in the foot. A 67 year old man from Little Rock, Arkansas, Albert Lee Clarke was arrested at Harlow’s Casino Resort after he went ballistic firing multiple shots into the slot machine he had been playing on.

Citing the slot machine took his money (which he is factually telling the truth since slot machines are supposed to “take your money”… and maybe give it back with more, maybe), Clarke approached a Harlow employee complaining that he lost at the slot machine and wanted his money back. The employee denied his request (probably whilst giggling at Clarke’s stupidity). At this point, Clarke exited the casino, returned to his car, retrieved a handgun and then began going on a nonstop rampage killing over 3,000 people. NO! Just kidding, he only shot the machine getting his $1.50 back.

Officers quickly arrested Clarke, and pocketed Clarke’s $1.50 to be used for donuts or drugs or whatever it is cops spend money on. Clarke has been charged with shooting a firearm in an occupied dwelling, brandishing a deadly weapon, felony criminal mischief… and being yet another casino dumbass!