The 9 new games cover a wide range of tastes and fantasies, including Space Arcade a blatant knockoff of Space Invaders, or a fitting tribute however you wish to look at it. The other games in the new bunch? Here they are in no particular order: Joker Jester, TootinCarMan, King Tiger, Oil Mania, Dr Love on Vacation, Munchers, Irish Eyes2 and Dragon Master. Fans of Daenerys Targaryen should play that last one!
So which one would you want to play? Dr. Love on Vacation sounds kind of creepy, but hey who are we to judge! Check them out if you dare and let us know which one is your favourite.

Paolo Di Canio, Bardsley’s boss, was enraged when he found out that his players were drinking heavily and acting ludicrously in a public place, in a casino for that matter… without him! But of course, Di Canio reacted to the snub by promising harsh times ahead where the men will have to play their next match in pink tutus.

Lesson learned? If you want to act and behave badly, next time, invite the boss!

So yeah, you want everyone to think you’re a high roller. If this is you’re line of thinking then pay attention we’re about to tell you exactly how you can make yourself look like how everyone thinks a high roller should be so you can trick them. This will be fun. So, everyone thinks that high rollers are gaudy rich dudes who revel in opulence and excess without a care in the world with what to do with their money. This couldn’t be any further from the truth, but for the purpose of this part of the article this is how we’re going to dress you up to look like. Remember, it’s about making others think you are and not actually being the part. It’s acting… in a very non-Shakespearean manner.

You’ll want to wear the tackiest yet most expensive clothing you can find that will draw the most attention such as frilly shirts for men and pantaloons. And jewellery! You can’t go wrong with lots and lots of gaudy bling to make you look like a pimp. And speaking of pimps, a nice feathered cap would go nicely with this outfit. Once you walk into the casino or the club or wherever you’re going you want to also be as noisy and obnoxious as possible so that your look and attitude all come full circle.

Now, if you want to know what REAL high rollers are like read on. See real high rollers like most real rich people don’t have to flaunt their wealth so excessively. In actuality most of them try to hide their wealth so as not to attract attention from thieves and scoundrels and freeloaders, etc. So you might see a guy walk into a casino wearing a crappy t shirt, cap and slippers and probably shorts instead of pants. You might think he’s a plumber or an electrician in real life but he could be a multi-millionaire. See these high rollers don’t care about status because they have it. It’s pretty much just another day for them. They’ll only dress up if there’s a significant event to attend that day but otherwise, hitting the gaming floor with the rest of the plebs they’ll try to blend in. After all, who wants to paint a target on their back that they’re carrying a millionaire in chips in their pockets! Not me, not you and certainly not them!

First, you need to get yourself some alien technology. Only alien technology salvaged from a UFO crash can give you the edge you need to crack a slot machine and hack into the system, matrix or whatever you hacker psychos like to call your crazy world of zeros and ones. If you’re having trouble locating a crash landing spot or a piece of alien technology, just go down to your local town hermit and he’ll be able to hook you up with the goods. Once you have the tech, how do you use it? You’ve got to attach it to the machine, and since these things are also sentient beings, it’ll automatically start latching on to the machine and dishing out numbers for you, all with a command broadcasted with your mind. YOUR MIND!

But now, you must be thinking, what all the loop holes? Why alien technology? The answer is extremely simple you simpleton: aliens built your casino! I mean, look, why do they build casinos in great monuments like the pyramids or an Eiffel Tower, or some crazy shit like that? It’s because they want to leave a tribute to their ancestors who built those things too. The reason why casinos exist today are because the aliens are trying to get enough cash to buy supplies for their trip back to their planet, so they can bring everyone here and colonize the humans. Obviously, we cannot let that happen. That is why it is urgent and the duty of every human being to cheat the slot machine. We can’t let these aliens win!

Since the Horseshoe Casino in Cleveland, Ohio was plastered with security cameras, and Jessi-Zheng made their moves so blatantly obvious (to the odd looks and mutters of passer-byers), the cameras caught everything which sent her into the loving arms of an undercover agent who made the arrest. Both Encarnacion and Zheng were held in a holding room, where they were interrogated sans the waterboarding and tickle torture.

Encarnacion later appeared in Cuyahoga County court but charges were dropped after Encarnacion failed to prove that she knowingly or intentionally cheated at the poker game on the account of retardation. As for Zheng, the 41- Cleveland native, he faces a separate trial, but he’s last been seen on the border to Mexico with a suitcase full of cash.