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34 Ways to Play Slot Machines
Look, unless you’re a retired 65 year old living on a pension and with nothing else to do with your life, then slots are a damn boring game. Let’s face it, there’s not much happening and all you really do […]
Old Crazy Guy Losses at Slots, Shots Machine, Shoots Self
Okay, okay he didn’t really shoot himself, but he did shoot the slot machine complete with Yosemite Sam-like hoot and hollering, and figuratively shooting himself in the foot. A 67 year old man from Little Rock, Arkansas, Albert Lee Clarke […]
Dead Man’s Spirit Helps Friend Win $7.2 Million
Who said ghosts were unreal? This guy, Tyler Morris of Montague, Michigan visited a friend’s funeral one Friday morning and heard a buzzing in his ear. At first he thought it was a bee but then he realized it was […]
Some Simple Ways to Be a Total Dick at Slot Machines
Okay, I get it, you’re a jerk and you want to be even more jerkier than before. But how do you top pushing down an old granny in a supermarket making her spill all her cans of refried beans? Well, […]
Dumbass Gambles £19,000 away, Slapped with Huge Hospital Bill
Italians are known for a few things: food, fashion… and bunga bunga parties Berlusconi-style, but not really for gambling. Well, until now that is thanks to dumbass businessmen who blow their capital on slot machines like this guy in Bergamo, […]
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Best slot machines [satire] online
Hey guys, we’re not up yet, we’re just too busy stacking up the mountain of chips we have here, but we really want to get this site up and running as soon as possible. You know, cash in early before […]
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