Casino Case Proves Idiocy Lets You Get Away with Cheating

In probably what is the dumbest way to get away with cheating, Jessica Encarnacion from Akron got away from arrest and charges because she was doing it horribly. Jessica, who was clearly cheating with her partner-in-stupidity Qing Zheng, feinted dumb to purposely swapping cards to better their odds, saying that she didn’t know any better and thought changing cards, which are obviously not meant to be shown or shared, were okay to be traded around as if she were playing Pokemon or Magic: The Gathering.

Since the Horseshoe Casino in Cleveland, Ohio was plastered with security cameras, and Jessi-Zheng made their moves so blatantly obvious (to the odd looks and mutters of passer-byers), the cameras caught everything which sent her into the loving arms of an undercover agent who made the arrest. Both Encarnacion and Zheng were held in a holding room, where they were interrogated sans the waterboarding and tickle torture.

Encarnacion later appeared in Cuyahoga County court but charges were dropped after Encarnacion failed to prove that she knowingly or intentionally cheated at the poker game on the account of retardation. As for Zheng, the 41- Cleveland native, he faces a separate trial, but he’s last been seen on the border to Mexico with a suitcase full of cash.