32 Things You Need to Know About Blackjack

32 Things You Need to Know About Blackjack

Blackjack is an easy game Genting-Casino-UK.com. It’s simple enough. You basically just keep getting cards until you reach 21 or are near it without going over. But underneath the easy to learn to rules lies a complex game with many more things you need to know about the game, which is why this list exists. Come now, read forth this compilation of things you never thought you’d need to know about blackjack.

  1. You don’t need to have a “black” “jack” in your hand to get “blackjack.” Red jacks will do.
  2. In fact, you don’t even need to have a jack. Queens and kings have the same value.
  3. Aces are awesomely flexible as a 1 or 11.
  4. Being named Jack doesn’t make you any luckier at this game.
  5. Being black neither has that desired effect.
  6. Suits don’t matter in this game, only values.
  7. Being 21 doesn’t make you any luckier either.
  8. Being born on the 21st… You get the idea!
  9. Having 21 fingers and toes actually makes you more unlucky because you’re a freak.
  10. Take up the black. Winter is coming.
  11. Jack White, the musician, has no affiliation with Blackjack.
  12. The black sheep of the family is always the coolest.
  13. The best pair in blackjack is getting an ace-face card or 10. A natural blackjack.
  14. 21 is the legal age to drink alcohol.
  15. 21 is just shy of 22, catch-22 that is.
  16. Multiple people can bet on the same hand as another player.
  17. Don’t hesitate to ask the dealer for a new deck if you want to change the cards.
  18. Saying “hit me” means you’re getting a new card, not that you’re getting punched in the face.
  19. But if you do want to be punched in the face, please notify the dealer so he may make the arrangements.
  20. Jack Black is an American actor. He is fat.
  21. If there is a draw in the game, the winner is decided with a pistol duel.
  22. When you play Blackjack, it’s always good to be wearing pants.
  23. Blackjack is one of the most simple games in the world… notice how this list has almost absolutely nothing with actually playing blackjack!
  24. If you need help playing blackjack please consult a professional gambler or your 2nd grade math teacher.
  25. Goths love blackjack.
  26. Blackjacks are not ebony pancakes.
  27. I like Oreos.
  28. Veintiuna or Gato Negro are 2 ways of saying Blackjack in Espanol.
  29. Blackjack is a common game in casinos all around the world.
  30. Blackjack is more popular than poker. Actually, we don’t have any facts and figures to verify that because we’re making shit up.
  31. They should make a Texas hold’em blackjack… wonder how that would work?
  32. Did you know that blackjack sounds awesome when you say it because it rhymes? Yeah… we’re running out of ideas here! Help!
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